Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
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Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You hate me; you want to kill me!
Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
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I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
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